Ohhhhh goddddddd…. I need these inside me. I swear, I could eat 50 of them, and then try to save a few for tomorrow.
(Source: volimtedraga)
I’m a little bit very much lonely.
No friends (in this country).
I tried speaking Chinese with my neighbor, but he ignored me.
No one talking to me on Skype.
At least I have my puppy.
Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato
When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon de la Barca
When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr. Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don’t need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads.
– Mary and Max (via quiet-places) Via My Quiet Place
10 Favorite things my students have said to me:
1. You have big eyes. Like this 0-0
2. Your ears are pretty.
3. Do you like soup? I like soup. And dancing.
4. You are like my older sister. (Oh, how old is your sister?) I don’t have a sister.
5. Your dog smells like soap and dog.
6. I can point to the window.
7. You’re beautiful. Like a panda.
8. Have you ever eaten a rock?
9. Can you dance like this? (shows a dance) Wait. No. Nevermind.
10. Do you have a husband? I don’t. My dad doesn’t. Do you want to be my dad’s husband?
These English teachers know English as well as Peggy Hill knows Spanish….
They were asking more questions than the students.
I’m glad they’re learning, but I just don’t understand how you get a job in a field you know nothing about?
I don’t know why, but I’ve convinced myself there is a dead animal in the microwave…
And now I’m afraid to open the damn thing, despite NO evidence for my random assumption.
